Lord's Prayer Mat. 6:9-13 in SMS version

dad@hvn,ur spshl. Father in Heaven, you are special. we want wot u want & urth2b like hvn. we want what you want and on earth to be like in heaven giv us food give us daily bread &4giv r sins and forgive our sins lyk we 4giv uvaz. like we forgive others. don’t test us! save us! do not trial us and save us bcos we kno ur boss, because we know you are Lord(Boss) ur tuf&ur cool you are tough and you are cool 4 eva!ok? forever amen ------------------- Our Father who art in heaven, dad@hvn, Dad at heaven, hallowed be thy name. urspshl. you're special. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, we want wot u want We want what you want on earth, as it is in heaven. &urth2b like hvn. and Earth to be like heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, giv us food Give us food and forgive us our trespasses, &4giv r sins and forgive our sins as we forgive those who trespass against us. lyk we 4giv uvaz. like we forgive others. And lead us not into temptation, don't test us! Don't test us! but deliver us from evil. save us! Save us! For thine is the kingdom, bcos we kno ur boss because we know you're boss, and the power, ur tuf you're tough, and the glory, for ever and ever. &ur cool 4 eva! and you're cool forever! Amen. ok? OK? --------------- (Each phrase piped to the original line): dad@hvn urspshl we want wot u want &urth2b like hvn giv us food &4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz don't test us! save us! bcos we kno ur boss ur tuf &ur cool 4 eva! ok? If you have trouble understanding that - here it is de-SMSified: Dad at heaven You are special We want what you want And earth to be like heaven Give us food And forgive our sins Like we forgive others Don't test us Save us Because we know you are boss You are tough And you are cool forever Ok?